Top 10 hilarious moments I witness

Just had an idea what to write about.

You think you know me well but you actually don't know me THAT well.

So I will be writing a series of Top 10.

Top 10 hilarious moments I witness

1. Jocelyn bf jumping around for joy as if he won TOTO first prize, when he smashed her birthday cake into her face. (2010)

2. Yu Min conversation with Malcom ('s mum?)

"Hello."

"Hello. Who are you?"

"Wo shi lan jiao bin."

(2006?)

3. Watching Jing Kang play in Toh Guan street soccer court. No corner rule for street soccer courts. So he went to cleared the ball out of the playing area and cockily said.

“还不是我们的球! (hai bu shi wo men de qiu!)”

And immediately after saying that, he fell down. (2006)

4. Mr Yu Min and soccer again. This time we were playing in the school field. My team had conceded a penalty kick. And fortunately, our goalie (can't remember who.) saved the ball. And my dear friend here said.

"Wa, swee ar swee ar!" and then kicked the ball with all his might.

Then, we heard the sound of glass shattering. He had hit the ball onto the glass panels of the science lab. Unforgettable. (2006)

5. Night cycling trip. Went cycling from Jurong East to West coast park. And during our break time we were chatting and then one of my friend (4,5 friends went) took out a spanner and try to tighten his bicycle nut.

Then we heard police sirens and were anticipating a check on us, since it was 2,3am at that time.

"Oi, hurry keep your spanner and screwdrivers. Wait they thought we in gang and confiscate."

And immediately, Malcom throw the spanner into the bush beside him.

And the WTF face on Jiahao's face is Classic! (2008)

6. Yu Xue. It was during the O levels and we were in school for late night studying. And Zi hao was showing his 'magic tricks'.

"Choose a card. And I will find it."

"Ok."

And one of them took 1 card. And Zi Hao took the card back and rubbed the cards vigorously and shuffled them.

"Ok this is your chosen card!" (which was correct.)

"Wa, how you do that sia!"

"Magic lai de cannot say."

"Oh I know, you use heat right?!" Yu Xue said. (2006)

7. Burger King Vs JX. And Fa Xian Chaletmania Ai. Unforgettable comedy.

8.Watching Ah Bui and Steven Chan run around in automation centre like small kids. (2009)

9. Cant remember who's birthday. But there's 2 guy (Jia Hao and Malcom?) holding on to the birthday boy for our cake smash custom. And they got smashed too. :( (2008)

10. Biggin Hill chalet. Yu Min doing worm.

“帮我了。我起不来。” "Bang wo leh. Wo qi bu lai."

Enough said.

( Feel free to correct me if my details are wrong. My sequence of events may not be the most accurate but I guess it roughly captures the essence of the funny scenes.)