Blog shall stop till further notice

My beloved laptop is spoiled. I deduced that a strong gust of wind came and blow a cup of water down and my lappy went swimming.

And I guess i wont be able to post some pictures for a while.


Oh my. What a bad day.


Pictures will resume after the laptop had recovered.

Hopefully pictures can be recovered. cos 'k`h's with girls section' may be removed if the pictures are not recovered.

SCANDELS!

ok this are pictures of long ago from yours truly, PI Chin.




Over here I have evidences of Jocelyn cheating on wl.


Evidence 1: Caught walkin intimately with Nic. =X


Evidence 2:

Trying to cover my camera lens when I caught her with Steven. Haiz. Jocelyn arh. Dont be so flirt can?

Hahahah.

*Disclaimer

This site does not promote 2 timing or 3 timing your boyfriends and neither does it promotes relationships with other people unless otherwise stated by reputable sources. So take this with a pinch of salt and sit back and enjoy.

Bus complain no. 3

A special update to my ' Complain to the bus companies' campaign.

Recently, after the bus company started to charge fare cheats $20 or $50 for varies offense, I heard that there is lesser fare cheats.

However, I disagree. The fare cheats are still prevalent in the feeder bus services, which operates around my neighborhood. So I suggest that Bus driver should stand up and walk to the fare cheat and say:

" Hey you, please pay $20 for under-paying the fare."


Ok thats all for the Bus complaint no. 3

OK exclusive pictures from k`h. Picture taken from NP lab. Ok here goes.


Over here is the creep test machine. Supposed to test how the metal piece react to a constant cyclic load.
Over here is the Charpy impact test machine. It tests how the metal specimens reacts in different temperature and force required to break them. The amount of energy needed to break it are measured in kilo joules.

Below is the broken test pieces from the above experiment.
Over here is the lab. Look at the amount of mircoscopes.
And to add on a random thing. This is wad i saw in my lift. No numbers. -.-!!

Thats all for today. cyas!

Trip to town.

Ok a belated posting during my trip to town with my sec sch mates SQ, YM, Malcom, Ronnie and Spencer.


We went to the French Connection. I forgot which shopping mall was it already. So anyways here are the pictures.



Yours truly. *future model*

Yours truly again. With a artificial model and a...Zombie model I guess? Haha. thats all for this post. Stay tuned.

What 18 year old can do

OK, time to do some blogging. And today it's time to find out what a 18 year old can do legally.

Firstly, he can fulfill his millionaire dream.

Secondly, he can see girl wearing underwear and strutting around on the stage ala Victoria's secret. Albeit a less revealing show.

(but 18 year old can see more revealing objects of desire of cause. )




And 18 year old can sign up for a StarHub cable TV program.
And then reminiscing about the classic shows such as Bananas in Pyjamas.

"Hey B1, I think I found something"

"Oh yea? B2 I think that is valuable, B2"






And a 18 year old polytechnic student can have the opportunity to use the microscope. This is the molecule of three metals when magnified 400 times by the microscope.
I think I found an abnormal metal. Got smiley face one. Gotta go report to teacher already.

Cyas.

* No la actually it is just a unfinished drawing.

Museum Trip

Today on 08/07/08, My class from Psychology of Creativity went to the museum to get some new ideas and do a assignment. Reached there at 945 sharp.


And we saw the teacher.



I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone. (excerpts from Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day)


And my best imitation of Cheryl Fox.


That's me. I know I don't look neat. Don't tell me that. =/

This is what happens when you die. ( For Chinese anyways)
This is what happens after you die.



This is H-E-L-L.. Just kidding. By the way, the glowing machine is the newest high tech tour guide that is offered in the museum. Cool.


Here is the bicycle that the Japanese used to conquer Singapore.


A little bit of history. The Japanese used bicycles to conquer Malaya. It is efficient as they are light and fast. Tanks > Bicycles > Walking. It is because tanks are inconvenient and walking is tiring thats why the Japanese used bicycles.

(Note: The last sentence is from my point of view. It may not be the real reason for the usage of bicycles.)


The evolution of Marlboro cigarettes.


Before. ( Smoking pipes.)

After.A big difference I think. =0


The currency of Singapore through the ages. The orchid notes, the bird notes and more.



Ancient necklace of Sang Nila Utama. Amazing huh?

Straw mats of early immigrants / Singaporeans.

Early map of Singapore.
The abacus.
Thanks to Casio and Sharp, we need not used this instrument anymore.


The high tech 360 degrees movie show?

The Singapore Stone.
Inscriptions on the Singapore Stone.
Till now no one had been able to decipher the meaning behind the words. Can you?


Some broken artifacts that were salvage from excavations in Singapore.


Now, the statue of David.

This is the original one.

This is the museum one.
And this is my one.

Damn hard to draw ok?

So anyways, I will teach hokkien today. The definition of ' Por Lan Pa.' ( boot licking in English)

This is called 'Por Lan Pa'. It involves your hand and the person's testicles.


And while I was doing that, a security guard came. He gripped my hand. Oh my god.

I was stunned. ' Oh my god. I was like WTF. I am going to to expelled from the museum.'
No la. Actually is my group mate. He don't like me to PLP. Its not very right, he said.

I agreed. So guys, please do not 'Por Lan Pa'. Unless you are gay that is. This is only for girls. I think.



This is random.

'Squeeze!''Tighten!'







And this is the express counter at Plaza Singapura's Carrefour.











I just wan to buy my winter melon drink only.




Also have to wait so long.











The face of a very disgusted shopper.


Wa. Damn hard to make disgusted can? Aiya this will do la. OK la. Maybe I was acting cute la. I admit OK?

And I saw them together!
Wahahahah. Couple sia. 被我抓到了。Steven don't angry. HAHAHHAAHHA.




Just kidding.

*Disclamier: All the information here is 'quite' accurate at time of publish. As this blog is supposed to be enjoyable, funny elements are added. And note that I do not promote porn and vulgarities. I am not a matchmaker. The last picture is for the 'fun' element. No harm intended. And please do take it with a pinch of salt. ( Did i use the term correctly?) Enjoys.

random.

Sunday is a uneventful day. There is nothing interesting that happened at home. Except that I knew a new friend, called Yvonne. This sweet girl was introduced by Denise, my Shuqun Secondary late coming buddy. Thanks Denise. Haha. Thats all for today short session of k`h's blog.

Wow.

Today I will be uploading some special pictures . Let's see what are they.

1) This is seen at Jurong East MRT station some time back. I really wonder how they made it that way. To conclude: I swear your eyes are not playing tricks on you.The line is not straight.


2) This is my computer screen at home. The first line reads:" Windows did not shut down successfully..."
Conclusion: Please take care of your laptop properly to prevent this type of events from happening. And time to go to Lenovo service center.




3) This is taken in NP.




Wow. Kenneth I caught you sleeping in school at 3pm? Keep quiet sleep one corner only. Think I cannot find you is it?

Funny day.

And the story. Here goes.

I am a traveler/ explorer. I love to explore unknown places and see for myself the world. It was a unknown place and I am exploring / traveling around the place today. I had a companion or tour guide with me. Then I was exploring and then I heard this companion say something to me.



"Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... Hello... "



I distinctively remembered that person saying a lot of 'Hello..'
And I got pek chek (irritated) , presumably because that person is stopping my exploration.
I shouted ( I think so.)



" Shen mo shi..??" ( Whats the matter?)



Then, I realised it is all a dream. But the voice was real.


Damn real.


I realized that the loud speaker was on. Oh my god. At 3.50am till approx 4am. And I immediately press ' End Call' as I realized that I had disturbed someone and they woke up unnecessarily.


And guess who was talking?




It's Michelle Lek.




She's the one in the middle. And I had woken her up =/.


Immediately I sms her saying that i am sorry. And she replied me.


"Yea. Dream walk? Haha.."


I am like so embarrassed la. No face to see her in the future liaos.


Wait she ll laugh at me =.=!!

Cant upload the photo of the phone record. Too bright le. 3.50am Michelle Lek =/ Sorry again :)





Went to visit Jacq, the right side girl, and buying her ice cream. And I pang seh (leave) her to go home first instead of waiting for her. And I guess I should not have done that. =/


And my 945 bus broke down when was taking the long way home. Actually wanted to take the short way back home but because I am sending my friend Terry, a secondary school friend, some Mp3 files, we decided to take 1 big round and then save the hassle of crossing the road.


Suddenly, some mysterious brownish liquid was spotted by Terry leaking from the back of the bus to the front. It has steam / smoke coming out and immediately, my survival instincts tells me that I am not going to die here. So, I told him to move a few seats in front in case the horrible liquid scars my face or worse still, exploded.

It was flowing non-stop and some people's leg was soaked in that mysterious substance. And when we were just one stop away from the bus, a kuku ( idiot, in layman's term) man sitting at the back with his girl friend went in front to inform the bus driver that something is leaking. And so, the uncle stopped the bus when we were one stop away. Instead of walking approximately 2m to reach our blocks in the short cut bus stop, we walked like 200m =/.


The map.

Usual way: Initial stop > cross road > walk home.

Overslept way: Pass initial stop > wait bus go 1 big square in the anti clockwise direction >
reach final stop > walk home.


Today's way : Initial stop (passed) > square ( 90% completed) > stopped before Swiss Cottage sec, which is the bus stop labeled on the diagram.


And the bus's Da Yi Ma ( big auntie) came.....









Dam a lot right? What to do? They have a bigger size. xD and I am guessing that the liquid is diesel.

Did'nt take other photos. a pity. but wells. more next time. my first time. taking a lousy bus. =/ maybe bus complaints part 3 coming out xD

Others will be posted tomorrow when I am free. :)

Celebrity day.

Ok today is Celebrity Issues. We have a couple of celebrities which I saw in Singapore.

First up, the cutesy sing Yang Chen Ling aka Rainie Yang.

As seen on website.



And below is as seen by me...

And thats me beside her. taken on 2007. But wells, her head looks big =x


Next, we have the Chinese pop singer, Mr Gary Cao, aka Cao Ge or 曹格.






And thats the real guy over here.





























And heres the Gary Cao I saw on the MRT.













I guess I lucky to take picture with this two celebrities. Thats all for today's celebrity edition. Stay tuned. :) (IMAGINE THIS BIG CHEEKY SMILE ON MY FACE.)